
The
Saltwater Crocodile
A
living dinosaur
"The
saltwater crocodile is the one animal that has the capacity to frighten even Australians.
People who would calmly flick a scorpion off their forearm or chuckle fearlessly
at a pack of skulking dingoes will quake at the sight of a hungry croc"
- Bill Bryson
Although
confined to a small and largely uninhabited part of Australia, the Crocodile has
done more to create a favourable reputation for the Australian male than any other
animal. Characters like Steve Irwin and movies like Crocodile Dundee
have created a perception that Australian men love to go for a swim and wrestle
any Crocodile that comes their way.
Sensitive
New Age Guys aside, it is not a bad stereotype to be associated with for the Crocodile
is so strong that any man who tried to wrestle them would have the balls of a
lion, the strength of a elephant and be as mad as a cut snake- precisely the traits
many ladies look for in their gentleman. Although
unlikely to be successful in a English literary class at Oxford University, an
Australian man pretending to be a croc wrestler is guaranteed to pick up in almost
any American bar.
The Australian 'salty'
is the largest Crocodile in the world, growing to 6.2 m (20.3 ft) and weighing
1.5 tonnes. It can pull a water buffalo from the bank, drag it underwater and
drown it. Compared to a shark, its jaws are not strong and its teeth are not sharp,
so it prefers to drown its prey and then wedge the carcass under a submerged tree
and wait for it to decay.
For those Aussie
men telling American ladies about their adventures as a Croc wrestler, knowledge
of its feeding style is often exploited to add extra drama to a story. The story
usually goes that one escaped a croc getting an upper hand by holding one's breath,
playing dead, and then slipping away once the Croc had been fooled. Of
course fooling a pre-historic creature with an empty belly is a tougher task than
fooling an American with a belly full of beer. In reality, when a Crocodile is
wedging its prey underwater, it makes sure it is dead. If someone is attacked,
two fingers in the eyes offers a better chance of surviving to spin those bar
room yarns.
Although Crocodiles now see
humans as a food source, in days past they saw humans as a predator to be feared.
From the 1940s to the 1970s, over-hunting led to Croc numbers being reduced to
a few thousand. By 1971, the government had noticed the "marked decline"
and decided that hunting should be banned. In
less than three decades numbers have recovered to an estimated 70,000. The
speed of recovery can be attributed to the lack predators in Australia. Over the
70,000 year period since humans first arrived, the Thylacine, the Tasmanian Devil,
the Marsupial Lion and Megalania (seven-meter long lizard) have all became extinct
leaving humans as virtually the sole mainland predator.
Now that humans have been largely removed from the ecosystem, there is a lack
of predators controlling the populations of either native Australian animals or
the introduced species. For Crocodiles, this ensures there is a bountiful supply
of Wallabies, Kangaroos, rabbits, pigs, horses and water buffalo to feast on.
So quick has the recovery been, that Crocodiles
are now invading swimming holes and public beaches. With shooting still illegal,
professional Croc wrestlers are brought in to catch the animals. Once caught,
the Crocs are transported to farms or zoos where they live out their lives mating
with other Crocodiles, performing tricks or just being fed.
Icon
1) An NBL team is known as the Townsville Crocodiles
2)
Crocodile hunters such as Steve Irwin and the fictional character of Crocodile
Dundee are often held up as icons as Australia. A large number of concerned
citizens complain about such icons, saying they are not representative of the
true Australian character. Such concerned citizens argue that fat opera singers
like Damn Joan Sutherland should instead be held up as the face of Australia.
Considering that Australia has even fewer opera singers than crocodile wrestlers,
the complaints of these concerned citizens seem ludicrous. Ironically, being ludicrous
is a great Australian pastime.
Industry
1)
Meat and skin- Australia has many Crocodile farms which raise Crocs and
then slaughter them for their skin, skulls and meat. The Northern Territory's
crocodile industry now generates over $4 million a year, with 48,000kg of meat
and over 9,000 skins being processed.
The
commercialisation of crocodiles is proving to be great for the environment. The
meat is replacing beef and lamb on the dinner table, and so sparing the land from
hooved livestock that cause soil compaction and destroy native grass roots.
The
need to feed the Crocs is also providing an incentive for shooters to shoot the
feral horses, buffalo, pigs and camels that otherwise have nothing hunting them.
2) Zoos - Crocodile farms put on
tourist shows involving dare devil stunts. In the past, such stunts included putting
one's head inside a Crocodile's mouth - confident that the jaws will never close
unless something touches the lower jaw. Such stunts came to an end after a loose
drop of sweat from a particularly hot stuntman triggered the jaws to close around
his head. Although he survived, the stunt going wrong made him look pretty silly.
3) Hunting - At present, it is
illegal for anyone other than an Aborigine to shoot a Crocodile. Some hunters
are lobbying for a change in the law so they can take rich tourists on hunting
safaris.
Steve
Irwin