"They
say that the eye's are the windows to the soul, but really they lead straight
to the brain, and the brain of the koala tells a story of evolutionary woe that
you just wouldn't believe." Professor Tim Flannery
Like its closest relative the Wombat, the Koala has a rounded body, powerful but
stumpy legs and a backwards facing pouch that it uses to raise its young which
are born blind, naked, earless and less than 2cm long. But
whereas the Wombat has taken to life underground which requires endless work to
keep his tunnels maintained and mark out his territory, the Koala has taken to
the trees.
As he feeds solely on eucalypt
leaves and drinks the condensation that collects upon them, the Koala never needs
to venture to the ground. The leaves contain strong smelling oils that act as
a bug repellent, keeping the animal free from parasites. They also make the Koala
smell like very strong cough lollies.
With
little need to move about, Koalas spend about 80 per cent of the day sleeping,
10 per cent of the day eating and the remaining 10 per cent of the day just sitting.
As such activities don't require a great deal
of intelligence, the Koala has decided that a brain is an extravagance. Although
Koalas have big heads, 40 per cent of the space inside is just fluid. The Koala
is the only mammal on earth whose brain doesn't fit its skull.
Upon a particularly toxic species of eucalypt
has evolved a highly aggressive and territorial sub-species of Koala known as
the Dropbear. They aren't particularly dangerous, but will drop from the
branches onto the shoulders of bushwalkers below, and proceed to claw and bite.
There has been the occasional fatality caused
by a jugular being punctured but usually the victim suffers nothing more than
a nasty shock and a couple of scratches. More people are hospitalised each year
from bee stings.
Of course, Dropbears aren't
real, the story was was just made up to fool Americans. Or was it? Australians
have a black sense of humour and enjoying laughing at another's misfortune. As
American visitor numbers to Australia have increased, so has awareness of the
Dropbear legend making Americans reluctant to venture into the bush. It may well
be that portraying the Dropbear as a myth is a cunning ploy to lull Americans
into a false sense of security. Fooled into thinking Dropbears aren't real, an
Australian can lead an American into a known Dropbear region.
The
Australian Parks and Wildlife Service has also been accused of downplaying
the risk so as not to damage the tourism industry. A spokeswoman, who declined
to be named, admitted:
"Its always
a balancing act between commercial considerations and the the duty of care owed
to the public. Whatever we do, there will always be one side unhappy."
Dropbears
- Terror in the Australian bush!
Dropbears
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Industry
1) Meat - Because Koalas spend so much of their day relaxing, their meat
is very tender and delicious! So much so, McDonalds has developed a Koala burger
for the Australian market known as the "Big K". Like most McDonald burgers,
the actual percentage of meat is questionable. Even so, it is a favoured lunch
time snack in Australia. (Of course it should
be pointed out, that "McDonalds has a burger called the Big K" and "the
author of this article is a compulsive liar" are quite interchangeable.)
2) Zoos - Dropbears aside, the
Koala has the appeal the Wombat lacks so is always a crowd puller for zoos. As
a tree dweller, he is accustomed to being in the spotlight and thus doesn't feel
the need to run and hide like his close relative.
More importantly, because his body is designed to embrace tree trunks, he
looks very cuddly. Such traits have led to the creation of Koala parks catering
for Japanese tourists who love being photographed holding him. Kawaii!
3)
Fur- There used to be a very profitable trade in Koala fur. In 1924, more
than 2 million skins were exported. However the trade came to an end as appreciation
for the Koala increased. Even though Koalas need to be culled in some areas, trade
in Koala products is unlikely to ever resume.
Icon
1) Once an AFL team was called the Brisbane Bears but the name was lost
when it merged with a Melbourne club and became the Brisbane Lions.
2)
The Koala is the faunal emblem of Queensland.
3)
The Koala appears on the following Australian coins:
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Australian
$200 Gold - 1980, 1983, 1984, 1985 & 1986.
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Australian Bullion Platinum Coins
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Bullion
Silver 1oz Koala Medallions since 1997.
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