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Drinking
etiquette
Test of character
"They
are not a nation of snobs like the English or of extravagant boasters like the
Americans or of reckless profligates like the French, they are simply a nation
of drunkards." Marcus Clark (1)
Australia
used to be one of the world's great drinking nations. It is believed that during
the Convict era, when rum was used as currency, the colony's inhabitants drank
more alcohol per capita that any other time in human history. Perhaps
realising the dangers of a lone man drinking themselves into oblivion, it became
poor form to drink by oneself. As one observer wrote in 1887:
" All through Australia, in every class, it is not considered good form for
a man to drink by himself. Very few even of the most hopeless drunkards ever do
so. The consequence is, that when a man feels inclined to drink, he immediately
looks out for someone to drink with" "At whatever hour of the day a mans meets
another whom he has not seen for say twelve hours, etiquette requires that he
shall incontinently invite him to come and drink. This is a custom that pervades
every class in the colony, and cannot be departed from without something more
than a breach of good manners." Finch Hatton 1887 Obviously,
a society descended from criminals, dubious police officers, corrupt officials
and cockney immigrants was going to have a fair share of sly characters looking
out for their own self interest. Social alcohol consumption, or "shouting"
probably became a type of character test. The shout is a pretence of a gift, but
in reality, it is more of a loan. If an individual has a drink bought for them,
and fails to reciprocate, it reveals a dodgy character looking out for themselves.
(*see shouting etiquette below.) Wowsers
have often been unable to appreciate the social side of the shout. As one wowser
complained in 1887 : "Shouting", or
rather its meaning, is peculiarly Australian. The shortest and most comprehensive
definition of "shouting" is to pay for the drink drunk by others. Drunkenness
is the vice of which "shouting" is a parasite. No other Australian vice has so
large a vocabulary. " Prior to Federation
in 1900, a great deal of politicising was underway in regards to who would be
the Australia's first Prime Minister. It is no coincidence that the candidate
that emerged was an alcoholic. Affectionately known as "Toby Tosspot"
due to his fondness for a drink, Edmond Barton's qualifications for the
job were noted by his biographer who wrote: "A
public man who shouldered these responsibilities needed an ample appetite and
a good capacity for alcohol. Barton was able to do justice to all these forms
of hospitality". Just as the
man who first led a federated Australia was an alcoholic, it is also quite fitting
that Bob Hawke, the Prime Minister who changed Australia's national anthem
from God save the Queen, was also renowned for his fondness for grog.
So renowned in fact that he was immortalised in the Guinness Book of Records
for sculling 2.5 pints of beer in 11 seconds. Australia's
love affair with alcohol endured right up to the 70s when its per capita beer
consumption was up with the great boozing nations of Ireland and Germany. Since
then, alcohol consumption has been diminishing and now Australia is a teetotaller
by world standards. Even though Australians
are drinking far less than the past, there is a lionising of alcohol consumption
which perhaps isn't seen in other countries. Furthermore, alcohol still plays
a very important role in the social fabric of Australian society. University students
often discuss their ideas at the pub after lectures. Boozing is often part of
post-match celebrations of football teams. Most importantly, the shout is still
the mainstay of the Australian pub. It is a custom that allows an outsider to
be inducted into the social group and treated as if they are of equal status -
irrespective of their socio-economic, political or national background.

The
etiquette of a round (shout) "In
tribal societies in which gift giving is economically important, there may be
exchange of gift giving of identical (or useless) gifts which serve to maintain
the relationship between donors. In Australia, the ritual of the round, known
virtually to all adult members of society has some parrallel functions. It symbolise
entry to a group (and, for that matter, makes pointed an exclusion). It binds
a group together." National Times January 1978
- No dragging the chain- It is a well understood
obligation that slower drinkers in a shout must attempt to keep pace with the
faster members of a shout.
- Immediacy
- Never accept a beer if you do not intend to shout on that evening. Shouting
"next time" is not acceptable no matter how much interest is involved.
- Reciprocal - Even worse than the previous
rule is accepting beers from the drinking party and then just buying one for yourself
when it is your turn.
- Consistency
- Changing drinks on people during a shout is considered poor form. I.e., shouting
everyone VBs then asking for a "boutique" beer on the return leg.
- Accountability - Knocking over someone else's
beer will only be tolerated if there is a full replacement on the table. In some
mining communities, the spilling of ones beer requires the guilty party to receive
a punch in the arm from all other members of the party which could be up to 60
people.
- Egalitarian
- No matter how much money is earned by each of the party members, or where their
money came from, the same shouting rules apply.
- Free
will - The order of the round is determined by each individual volunteering
that it is his/her shout. Fellow members should not never have to remind an individual
of their obligations to the group. They will only do so in the event of a breach.
- Abstaining
- From time to time an individual may wish to stop getting drunk. Ideally, they
should wait till the completion of every group member's rounds before abstaining
from future rounds. If it is essential that they abstain mid-round, they should
request a non-alcoholic beverage. This ensures that the first volunteer is not
punished for putting their hand up first. It ensures group equality and it also
ensures that the person buying the next round does not feel like a bludger by
being remiss in their obligations.
- Gender
neutral- Should a women be given a drink that has been purchased in the course
of buying a round, she is subsequently part of the round. All the previous rules
thus apply. A round can consist of only two people.
Drink
quotes: None of the men
who in this country have left footprints behind them have been cold water men.
Sir John Robertson Beer
makes you feel how you ought to feel without beer. Henry
Lawson Never have I seen
such enthusiam for water - and so little of it drunk. Sir George
Reid when opening the Kalgoorlie pipeline. Des
will spend about 30 hours in the water on this swim. It's not natural for a man
to go that long without a beer. Barry Rodgers, trainer of long
distance swimmer Des Redford, speaking as his champion prepared to swim from Newcastle
to Sydney. The population
of Sydney (circa 1806) was divided into two classes, those who sold rum and those
who drank it. Dr George Macakness Eventually
every house in the (North Sydney) area will have a bottle collection crate and
we'll be collecting more than Mosman. And the mayor told me, they're much bigger
pisspots over here. Ron Walters The
advertising industry lives a very cyclical life. December is the month for getting
pissed John Singleton
This feat was to endear me to some of my fellow Australians more than anything
else I ever achieved. Bob Hawke in reference to his great beer
drinking achievement.
References
(1)Mack P. Holt Alcohol: A Social and Cultural History, Berg Publishers2006
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