Guide to Australian Football Cultures

AFL	NRL
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Adelaide Crows - The Power of denial	Brisbane Broncos - Not the mesiah; a very naughty boy
Brisbane Lions - Doh!	Canberra Raiders - Power corrupts
Carlton Blues - Recycling the brown paper bags	Canterbury Bulldogs - Keeping the police employed
Collingwood Magpies - Bogans made good	Cronulla Sharks - Blood in the water
Essendon Bombers - On the edge of stealth	Gold Coast Titans - Tide comes in; tide goes out
Fremantle Dockers - You only get one Fremantle in your life	Manly Sea Eagles - Looking down on the rest
Geelong Cats - Where even the ugly are loved	Newcastle Knights - Mines and wines
Gold Coast Suns - Not giving the public what it wants	New Zealand Warriors - Wishing to be Australian
GWS Giants - Giants in name; dwarfes in nature	North Queensland Cowboys -Busted arse towns
Hawthorn Hawks - Queer eye for the Hawk's guy	Parramatta Eels - If only they would be bottom feeders
Nth Melbourne Kangaroos - Road kill	Penrith Panthers - Playing the pokies
Port Adelaide Magpies - Small fish moves to big pond	Sydney Roosters -Rosey future for Bondi cocks
Richmond Tigers - Sleeping giants that keep dreaming of 9th	South Sydney Rabbitohs - An Australian story
St Kilda Saints - The AFL's answer to Homer Simpson	St George-Illawarra Dragons - Lots of smoke, little fire
Sydney Swans - Lame duck	Wests Tigers - Stuck on the platform
West Coast Eagles - The need for speed
Western Bulldogs - On welfare and on the move