say the past is dead, the past is all about us and within"(Oodgeroo)
Australia's prime ministers have been quite an eclectic bunch. They have suffered from an assortment of physical deformities, uttered some "colourful" phrases, and on the sly, shown that they have somewhat of liking for debauched behaviour.
Traditionally, the Australian media has refrained from reporting on a prime minister's private life. The general etiquette has been that if he or she has passed good policy, then their private life should be irrelevant. It is debateable as to whether this should be the case. Many voters don't allocate their vote on the basis of a proposed policy; they allocate their vote on the basis of their values, and the perceived values of the leader of the major parties. For this reason, it is worth knowing what values a prime minister has lived by in his or her personal lives, as well as the policies he or she implemented to regulate the affairs of Australian society.
Tony Abbott (Liberal Party of Australia) 18th September 2013 to present
Born England to an Australian mother and an English-born father.
Migrated to Australia at the age of 3.
A student boxer who earned two blues while boxing for Oxford.
Organized protests in favour of the Falklands War.
During his student days he once saved a child who was swept out to sea. Another time, he helped save children from a burning house next to a pub where he was drinking.
When he was 19, his girlfriend became pregnant and claimed Abbott to be the biological father. The couple did not marry and put the child up for adoption. For 27 years, Abbott believed that he fathered a boy. When the boy grew up, he sought out his biological parents and believed Abbott was his father. After the story was reported around the world, a former secret lover of Abbott’s former girlfriend thought the boy looked like his own son. DNA testing later revealed that Abbott was not the father.
A student newspaper editor took him to court for indecent assault after he touched her during a student debate. The charges against him were dismissed in court.
Aged 26, he studied to become a catholic priest.
As a Parliamentary Secretary, he oversaw the establishment of the Green Corps program which involved young people in environmental restoration work.
Challenged for the leadership of the Liberal Party on a platform of opposing an ETS scheme.
Julia Gillard (Labor Party of Australia) 24th June 2010to 24 June 2010
Born in Wales. As a baby she contracted a severe lung infection and spent weeks in a oxygen tent in hospital, prompting her parents to migrate to the warmer climate of Australia
Former secretary of Socialist Forum
Lobbied for the scrapping of the ANZUS treaty
Had a two-year relationship with fellow Minister Craig Emerson, who was married with three children at the time
While working as a lawyer, had an affair with one of her clients, an allegedly corrupt union official, and set up bank accounts that helped him laundry money, some of which may have been spent on the renovations of her house. When exposed, her firm accepted her resignation and she spent 6 months unemployed
First female prime minister
A proud athiest
Only unmarried prime minister
Attacked the Greens for not having family values
Opposed paid parental leave
Said she didn't believe in gay marriage and that mariage should be between a man and a woman
Said women "do not think the same way as men"
Said that women in marriage are like prostitutes
Stood behind MP Craig Thomson who had been found to have misused up to $500,000 of union funds on expenses such as prostitutes
Gave her boyfriend, a hairdresser, a job as health ambassador
Said, " I’m just going to be upfront about this: foreign policy is not my passion"
In May 2010, said, "There's more chance of me becoming the full-forward for the Dogs (Western Bulldogs AFL team) than there is any chance of a change in the Labor party."
In June 2010, challenged for the leadership of the Labor Party and won
Vowed not to introduce a carbon tax before her maiden election. After forming a coalition with the Greens MP, introduced a carbon tax
A member of her staff
collaborated with a union official and media to incite a racial protest against the leader of the opposition. The plan backfired when Aborigines turned on her
After leading the Labor Party in a disastrous election, claimed her predecessor had sabotaged it
After leading Labor to its lowest ever poll ratings, claimed her leadership was being sabotaged by her predecessor
After her predecessor went to the back bench and remained silent on all issues, blamed the media for sabotaging her government
When she found out that Peter Slipper, a member of the Liberal Party, would lose pre-selection because of alleged dubious conduct, she offered him a deal to become speaker of the house and so gain an extra vote. Slipper subsequently had sexual harassment and fraud allegations levelled against him and had to stand aside
Made a deal with an independent to crack down on problem gambling using poker machines
Reneged on deal when she was able to manipulate numbers to eliminate the need for the independent
A royal commision into corruption responded to her demands to be believed due to her good character responded by finding, “A further problem raised by the submission is that though there is virtually no evidence of Julia Gillard’s good reputation and character beyond that which is to be inferred from her status as a former prime minister"
Said if she had been Aboriginal, rather than a woman, there would have been more outrage at the discrimination she believed she suffered.
When she discovered that her speaker referred to a jar of muscles as a jar of delicious "salty cunts", stood by him and
launched into a speech accusing her critics of misogyny.
Polls showed that she was the most unpopular prime minister in history.
polls showed that she was leading Labor to oblivion, her party replaced her with Kevin Rudd, the predecessor that most of the party couldn’t stand.
MAIN POLITICAL TRICK
As her popularity fell into freefall as one policy disaster followed another, perhaps Gillard saw the gender card as an excuse to have a legacy other than the most unpopular prime minister in Australian history. It seemed to protect her ego but it did not help her party in the polls.
By her own measure, Gillard was a failure. Gillard blamed her failure on sexism of the Australian public. Perhaps a more objective reading would be that she was so desperate to hold onto power that she sold her soul to an opposition party and independents in a way that made it impossible to portray herself as honourable, honest and capable of solving the difficult problems. A the very least, history will not assert her as a leader of great morality. As the royal commision into union corruption found, aside from her status as a former prime minister, there was nothing in her history to suggest she was of good character.
Keven Rudd (Labor Party of Australia) December 3 2007 - 24th June 2010 and 27 June 2013 – 18 September 2013
Had an operation at the age of three to correct his badly bowed legs
Some time between the ages of five and seven, he was struck down by rheumatic fever and found himself once again in hospital and recuperating at home for long stretches.
Grew up on a dairy farm in rural Queensland
Father died when he was 11 and his family was evicted from the farm
Joined the ALP when he was 15
After high school, hitch-hiked down the east coast and eventually reached Canberra
Always wore RM Williams Boots - even to parliament
Majored in Chinese and became the first western leader to speak fluent putonghua
Spent most of his early career working in Australian embrassies in foreign countries
As shadow foreign minister, reformulated Labor's foreign policy in terms of the "Three Pillars": engagement with the UN, engagement with Asia, and the US alliance
While opposition foreign affairs spokesman, went to New York, got drunk and visited a strip club
Committed Christian that often gave press conferences from the Church steps
Had Convict ancestry on both sides of his family. Told a European audience that this made him an "An absolute pedigree."
Said: "by way of personal instinct, I have an inherent distaste for grandiose rhetorical statements, which don't have any substantive dimension to them"
Gave a $35 million grant to Toyoto to develop a hybrid car, even though Toyota said it didn't need the money as it was developing the vehicle anyway
On behalf of the federal government, apologised for state governments removing mixed-race children from Aboriginal communities from 1901 to the 1970
Took a populist position on a carbon-trading scheme. Fuelled the populist position with tax-payer funded advertising intended to "raise awareness" of global warming
Said reducing carbon emissions was the "great moral challenge of our generation." Later backed down on carbon trading when it lost popularity with the electorate
After US president George Bush organised a G20 meeting, Rudd leaked to the media that he had persuaded Bush into expanding the G7 into the G20. At the subsequent meeting, Bush demonstrated that Rudd was not a person of importance to him
When in opposition, said political advertising paid by the federal government was a "cancer on democracy". When in government, used taxpayer funds on campaigns to raise awareness of the government concern about global warming and in its fight with the mining industry
In response to collapses of American and European banks, went on a spending spree to ward off recession. In the process, he took a $20 billion surplus and turned it into a $57 billion deficit; a $77 Billion turnaround.
He also took the $60 billion ‘Futures Fund’ and turned it into a $100 billion debt: a $160 Billion turnaround. Meanwhile, Australia's chief export countries of Japan, China and South Korea never went into recession. China used its surplus to buy depressed stocks
Vowed to rid the world of nuclear weapons, build a new broadband network, integrate Asia into an European style union, stop global warming, regulate global currency trade, remove disadvantage in Aboriginal communities and stop whaling by the Japanese. Never said how the goals would be achieved, and never achieved any of them.
In little less than 6 months, went from Australia's most popular prime minister in history, to a political liability. His party removed him from office without Rudd even contesting the spill.
After losing the the leadership, became Foreign Minister, but Julia Gillard blamed him for destablishing her government. Challenged for the leadership, lost and went to the backbench, where he continued to be blamed for Gillard's low popularity
If Gillard supporters are to be believed, managed to out communicate the entire Labor Party in a way that eroded Gillard's popularity and forced the party to draft him back into leadership
Leaked American cables said of him:
''Rudd … undoubtedly believes that with his intellect, his six years as a diplomat in the 1980s and his five years as shadow foreign minister, he has the background and the ability to direct Australia's foreign policy. His performance so far, however, demonstrates that he does not have the staff or the experience to do the job properly''
MAIN POLITICAL TRICK - In symbols we trust
With his public service background, Rudd was very much the symbols man. Writing policy documents destined to be put away in a draw and praising someone who “campaigns for…” without achieving it are noble behaviours in such fields. In his initial years in government, the political trick worked equally well. However, when the electorate demanded results, his popularity went into freefall. Threats and intimidation then became the staples of his leadership.
For all his faults, Rudd was a man of vision, but not perhaps a man capable of bringing others with him to achieve his vision.
Howard (Liberal Party of Australia) 11 March 1996 - December 3 2007
Suffered from a hearing impairment in his youth which left him with a speech impediment
Lived at home until he was 32 years old
Attended a publicly funded state school
In his younger years, wanted to restrict Asian immigration
When he came to power, presided over the most open and diverse immigration intake in Australia's history
Whipped up hostility against asylum seekers by manufacturing evidence they had thrown their children off a ship to improve their chances of getting into Australia. In truth, the asylum seekers had deliberately sunk their boat and after throwing their children overboard, jumped in after them
Facilitated the independence of East Timor
Committed Australian troops to the invasion of Iraq based on incorrect claims the country had weapons of mass destruction
Introduced a goods and services tax
To make houses more affordable, introduced a $7K first home owner's grant. Median prices for houses in Australian capital cities rose by an average of $32,000 over the next year, making houses less affordable.
Although government interests don't always coincide with what is best for the economy, he gave the Reserve Bank of Australia complete freedom to alter interest rates
After the Port Arthur massacre, risked splitting his own coalition by introducing a forced guns buy back scheme that reduced the number of assault weapons in Australia
After the 2004 Asian tsunami, gave $1 billion in aid to Australia's Asian neighbours
Refused to dismiss a governor-general who was engaged in the cover-up of paedophile activity
Opposed Australia becoming a republic
Refused to take part in 150-year anniversary celebrations of Australia's Eureka rebellion.
In Afghanistan, used a photo opportunity to turn his cricket arm over. Ended up bruising his big toe
Rumoured to be having an affair with the mother of a famous Australian model. Although the rumour has proved to be very persistent, it was, by reliable accounts, not based in fact. Howard may well be one of the few Australian prime ministers to have had a conservative private life
Was awarded the US Medal of Freedom
11½ years of record economic growth, the lowest unemployment in 33 years, low interest rates and inflation boxed in between 2% and 3%
When he was ousted, he left behind a healthy banking sector, zero government debt, a budget surplus, the Future Fund, the Higher Education Endowment Fund, the Communications Fund. Combined, the funds provided a massive financial buffer of about $90 billion
Refused to hand over power when it became obvious his time had passed. Then became only the second prime minister in history to lose his seat
Second longest serving Australian prime minister
MAIN POLITICAL TRICK -Dividing and conquering
Howard's main trick was to provoke criticism from the left so that the criticism could be used to expose the ideological divide between the Labor Party's working class supporters and their university educated supporters. For example, he supported unions wanting to log in Tasmania so
that outraged environmentalists would shout down his support. He took a working class position on asylum seekers in the hope that criticism from intellectuals would again expose divisions in the Labor Party. Although outrage from the left was used to his advantage, ultimately it led to Australia becoming a very polarised society. Criticism was common but productive discussion was rare.
After Keating, the prime minister that Australia had to have. Howard stimulated a stagnating economy that had been deep in debt, engaged with Asia, saw off the threat of Pauline Hanson's One Nation, which originated under the rein of Keating, and presided over the largest and most diverse immigration intake in Australia's history. Exploiting asylum seekers and invading Iraq were major blemishes.
By the end of his term, Howard was governing for his place in the record books instead of the good of Australia or even his own party. Due to his refusal to retire, Howard cost his party the 2007 election.
Keating (Australian Labor Party) 20
December 1991 - 11 March 1996
Left school at age 15 with an Intermediate Certificate and then entered politics
Bob Hawke, a Rhodes Scholar, said of him: "With little formal education, his intellect led him to hobbies, one after another, all his life: car engines; budgerigars; the life of Winston Churchill; rock music and, as his taste matured, classical music and its visible sister, architecture."
After prime minister Bob Hawke refused to hand over power, he resigned from the front bench, and destablised the government from the backbench
In 1993, won an election that was said to be "un-winable". In 1996, lost an election said to be "un-loseable"
Called the senate "unrepresentative swill"
Let home-loan interest rates reach 17 %. Became known as Mr 17%
Said Canadian Conrad Black could increase his ownership of Australian media if he gave Keating more "balanced" coverage. Asked to elaborate what "balanced" meant, Keating said, "I'm the prime minister."
After economic figures showed Australia was in recession, said: "This is the recession we had to have"
Told a protester on his ill-fated 1996 election campaign to "get a job"
Caused a diplomatic crisis by calling the Malaysian Prime Minister a 'recalcitrant.' Even when faced with trade sanctions over the comment, he refused to say "sorry"
The Malaysian Prime Minister, Mahathir Mohamed, said of him: "We can't do anything. If people have no manners, I mean children we can smack them [laughs] I think that a whole nation, or there generally is one nation who have no manners. It's very difficult, who resort to personal vilification and all that"
Said that Asian countries were the places you fly over on the way to Europe
After Sheikh Al Hilaly's immigration visa was rejected by security officials, Keating interferred and had it given for his own electoral benefit
Disliked cricket and ended the tradition of the PM's 11 vs touring teams. Also criticised Bob Hawke for being a "sports junkie"
Destroyed the Australian film industry. Keating scrapped the system of tax concessions that had proved successful in the 80s and replaced it with funding for film distributors, sales agents, and broadcasters. The funding system allowed Keating's party to have control over the type of movies being made, distributed, promoted and shown.
Said Sydney architecture was an "urban junkyard"
Said on gay marriage, "Two poofs with moustaches and a spaniel do not make a family"
Managed a band called the 'Ramrods'
Collected European cuckoo clocks
Said he was the Placido Domingo of Australian politics
Wore Ermenegildo Zegna suits
Asked journalists to stop photographing him from behind where his bald patch could be seen
Said Australia risked becoming a "banana republic"
Kissed the ground of the Kokoda track. Some old diggers interpreted the gesture as a sign that Keating wanted his arse in the air
Used phrases like: "Honourable Members opposite squeal like stuck pigs"
Said of John Hewson, former leader of the coalition: "(His performance) is like being flogged with a warm lettuce leaf"
Said: " Australia is the arse end of the world"
Biographer Blanche D'Alpuget noted that he was a great ladies man, because he loved talking about shopping and clothes
Repealed the ban on lesbians and gays serving in the armed forces
Introduced "interdependency visas" allowing same sex partners of Australian citizens to migrate to Australia
Was the first Australian Prime Minister to offer a message of support to the Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras
Said he was a Collingwood fan and that he hoped to see them "kick a try"
Appointed gay activist judge Michael Kirby to the High Court. Kirby became known as the great dissenter, and disagreed with his fellow judges in almost every second case
Said he was a practising Catholic
After losing office, divorced his wife and pursued a happy lifestyle.
MAIN POLITICAL TRICK - The Big Bluff - Arguing a weakness is a strength
Keating had a remarkable ability to bluff people. He managed to convince the true believers that all his failures were achievements. For example, after leading Australia to recession, unemployment, and 17 % interest rates, he fought an election on the slogan "jobs not GST." After alienating himself from Asia by saying they were the countries that you fly over on the way to Europe and calling the Malaysian PM a "recalcitrant", he argued that Asian leaders would never work with anyone except him. After appealing to voter self-interest in regards to fear of a new tax, he argued that he made Australians less selfish and more community minded. After trying to use Aborigines as a wedge to divide the coalition between the rural-backed Nationals and the city-backed Liberals, he said he was a uniter not a divider.
Although Keating hated sport, he had a number of traits that would have gone down well in the crowd at a football game. He had a biting comic wit, an acid tongue, and a colourful command of language. With these traits, he had a great talent for tearing people down. While such traits are valued in football crowds, they are not suitable for a prime minister. As a consequence, Keating divided Australia, alienated Asia, and eventually alienated a majority of Australian voters.
When he was Bob Hawke’s treasurer, Keating did some good things in reforming the economy. As a leader, Keating was a travesty and the polarised society he created is yet to be reconciled. If only Keating had liked sport, he might have been able to reserve his adversarial tongue for the big game and then pursued consensus building in parliament, like Hawke.
Lee Hawke, AC (Australian Labor Party) 11
March 1983 - 20 December 1991
A Rhodes scholar
Said: " Do you know why I have credibility? Because I don't exude morality"
A journalist recounted: "I interviewed him in 1984, when Britain was negotiating to sell some naval vessel or other to Australia , a deal which Hawke referred to 'the Poms trying to rip us off again'. The interview was informal - Hawke was lying on the lounge in his hotel room wearing only a pair of shorts and eating iced cherries from a bowl perched on his chest"
Former leader of the Australian Council of Trade Unions
Changed Australia 's national anthem from "God save the Queen" to "Advance Australia Fair."
After Australia won the America 's Cup said: "any boss who sacks his staff for being late for work tomorrow must be a bum"
Immortalised in the Guinness Book of Records for sculling 2.5 pints of beer in 11 seconds Said of his drinking achievement: " This feat was to endear me to some of my fellow Australians more than anything else I ever achieved"
During his first term in office, he gained the highest popularity rating of any Prime Minister since the introduction of public opinion polls
Introduced Medicare on 1st February 1984
Floated the Australian dollar
Deregulated the Australian economy
Reformed the Australian tax system
After student protests in Beijing’s Tiananmen Square were put down with brutal force by the Chinese Government, broke down on television, announcing that all 20,000 Chinese students then resident in Australia could stay permanently
Vowed that by 1990 no Australian child would be living in poverty
In 1989 he admitted on television that he had been unfaithful to his wife Hazel
Divorced his wife Hazel
Had his glasses smashed after being hit in the face by a cricket ball at the Prime Minister's XI versus parliamentary press gallery. Being hit in the face made him popular as it was seen as a sign that he would rather take a bouncer on than duck it
Called him "old jelly-back" by Paul Keating because of his love of consensus
Banned mining in Antarctica
Supported uranium mining in Australia
Publicaly revealed that his daughter was addicted to heroin
Led the ALP to a record fourth term
Lost the leadership to Paul Keating and thus became the first Labor leader not to be voted out of office by the Australian people
MAIN POLITICAL TRICK : Hawke was a positive prime minister who was more concerned with enjoying his sport than with finding faults with others. Unlike Keating, who relished adversial politics, Hawke was very much a consensus builder.
Hawke was a positive prime minister, more interested in building consensus than finding faults with others. Hawke presided over an era where Australia not only had great economic development, but also had great cultural enrichment. Musical acts like Midnight Oil, Icehouse, Men at Work, and Gangajang created anthems for Australia. Movies like Crocodile Dundee brought the world’s attention to Australia. Artists like Pro Hart, Brett Whitely and Jeffrey Smart provided new takes on the landscape and identity. Australia II won the America’s Cup and businesses like Fosters took on the world, and succeeded.
A great prime minister.
John Malcolm Fraser,
PC, CH (Liberal Party of
) 11 November 1975 - 11 March 1983
While in opposition, blocked supply to Labor Party leading to dismissal of the Government Established the SBS Spoke with a British accent, and used British words Cried after losing the 1983 election
In 1986, he was photographed walking into the lobby of the Admiral Benbow Inn in Memphis after forgetting to put on his trousers. Later claimed he had been drugged by a local prostitute
Created the SBS with a charter to reflect Australia's multicultural society. Because Australia already had the ABC with a charter to reflect the Australian identity, seemed to be saying that the ABC was for "Australians" while the SBS was for "ethnics."
Helped bring Mugabe to power in Zimbawee
Recognised the Khmer Rouge in Camodia
After Indonesia invaded East Timor and killed dissidents, Fraser recognised Indonesia's sovereignty of the country
Cried after being voted out of office
Ironically, despite using his time in office recognising oppressive regimes, spent his time after leaving office campaigning for the human rights of refugees.
Like Whitlam, Fraser tried to portray himself as the leader of compassion. Unfortunately for him, his role in the dismissal of the Whitlam Government ensures he will always be hated by people who identify themselves as holding a monopoly on human goodwill. Nor will Fraser ever be celebrated by the economic rationalists for despite controlling both houses of parliament, he left the important economic reforms for the subsequent Labor Government of Bob Hawke. Due to his alienation from both sides of politics, losing his trousers in Memphis is the best Fraser can hope to be remembered for.
Edward Gough Whitlam, QC (Australian Labor Party) 5 December 1972 - 11 November 1975
Only Prime Minister to have been raised in Canberra
Grandfather was a criminal that spent time in jail, father was a lawyer and Whitlam was a prime minister.
Made higher education free
In parliament, threw a glass of water over a Liberal minister
Described his philosophical position as "post-Christian"
Reformed Health, Equal Opportunity and established the Family Court
Recognised communist China
After the Immigration Restriction Act had been dismantled by th previous Liberal and Labor governments, made a few symbolic gestures and claimed to have ended it.
Symbolically, stopped defining migrants as "new Australians" and instead defined them as "ethnics" that Australians needed to protect
Concerned about anti-Communists coming to Australia because they would not vote Labor. In regards to Vitenamese refuggees escaping communists, told cabinet in 1975 that he was "not having hundreds of fucking Vietnamese Balts coming into this country"
Formally acknowledged the Soviet Union's sovereignty over Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania
Term was plagued by budget blowouts, unemployment, division, inflation and alienation
Said rowing was an apt sport for politicians "because you can face one way while going the other"
So unpopular did Whitlam become, the opposition was able to block supply and the governor-general broke convention by dismissing his government. At the subsequent election, the Labor Party lost 91 of the 127 House of Representatives seats.
Whitlam was a failure. He made such a mess of the job that he became the only prime minister to be dismissed by a governor general. The dismissal was made that much more humiliating by the fact that the governor general had been appointed by Whitlam himself and that at the subsequent election, the Labor Party lost 91 of the 127 House of Representatives seats.
To deal with the failure, Labor historians have spent the past 40 years trying to use symbolic arguments to argue that Whitlam achieved something that he simply did not achieve. His grand standing on the Immigration Restriction Act was like watching someone else buy a birthday present, wrap it, getting everyone to sign a card, but then take all the credit because he was the last to sign. Such actions politicised race.
McMahon (later Sir William), PC, CH (Liberal Party of Australia) 10 March 1971 - 5 December 1972
Renowned for having "insatiable passion for work which seemed to lead nowhere. "
Co-opted handsome young sailors in tight-fitting bell-bottom trousers to caddy for him at golf
Governor General Paul Hasluck said of him: "I confess to a dislike of McMahon. The longer one is associated with him the deeper the contempt for him grows and I find it hard to allow him any merit. Disloyal, devious, dishonest, untrustworthy, petty, cowardly - all these adjectives have been weighed by me and I could not in truth modify or reduce any one of them in its application to him."
Always seemed to know statistics off by heart when asked in question time. It was later revealed that he just guessed the statistics while his staff waited to make the corrections in Hansard.
Rumoured to be a closet homosexual.
Verdict: More concerned with the prestige of being PM than actually doing anything as PM. A useless PM.
Gorton, PC (Liberal Party of Australia) 10 January 1968 - 10 March 1971
As a pilot in the RAAF in Singapore, he was shot down by a Japanese fighter in January 1942
While being evacuated in 1942, his ship was torpedoed
Again in 1942, while flying a Kittyhawk out of Darwin in 1942, he crash landed and spent several days in the bush
In 1943, he crashed his plane during take off and suffered serious facial injuries that left him scarred for life. Despite his crashes and mangled face, became a flight instructor
After becoming PM, revealed he was born out of wedlock
A noted womaniser
A noted drunk. Inspired the euphemism "Gorton's flu" in reference to a hangover
Fostered an independent Australian film industry and increased government funding for the arts
Distrusted the Americans in Vietnam
At an international reception, jumped the fence at the official residence to go partying in the wee hours of the morning
Concerns about his leadership led to a Party Room vote on 10 March 1971.Votes for and against him were equally divided but he used his own casting vote as chairman to vote himself out of office
Said: "Labor is obsessed with the 'tall poppies', and seems determined to pull them down. But tall poppies, more and more tall poppies, are what this country needs. The chance to grow to a height is the chance for many to express themselves."
Is generally remembered as: "a knockabout bloke with the larrikin streak, his scarred features and crumpled suits, his candid approach and laconic air, jaunty grin, tousled hair and ever-present cigarette."
Verdict: Never seriously gave a damn about what other people thought of him, and never really wanted the top job. Very much a man's man. Due to his work with the film industry and the Arts, Gorton was one of the very few Liberal PMs to leave a legacy of cultural enrichment.
(later Sir John), PC (Country Party) 19 December 1967 - 10 January 1968
Secured a renewed Australia-Japan trade agreement
One of three Australian prime ministers to have been awarded Japan's Order of the Rising Sun
Buried his first wife on February 10, 1967, then on 26 July the next year he married his secretary, Mary Eileen Byrne - a girl 22 years his junior.
Pursued what became known as "McEwenism" - a policy of high tariff protection for the manufacturing industry
Disliked McMahon, who he believed was a homosexual.
Verdict: Helped the Australian economy integrate into Asia, while still protecting some Australian interests. An important cog in post World War II evolution.
Holt, PC, CH (Liberal Party of Australia) 26 January 1966 - 19 December 1967
Parents divorced when he was ten
Mother died when Holt was 16. Holt did not attend her funeral
His girlfriend, Zara Kate Dickens, left him for a British Army Officer in 1935. A decade later she returned and married him
Father married one of his former girlfriends
It was rumoured that he was the biological father of twin boys he claimed were his step-children. The ruse was to avoid admitting they were conceived during an extra-marital affair
Told a Canadian audience that Australians were unique due to "our corals, our apples, our gum trees and our kangaroos."
Directed that the word "British" be dropped from Australian passports while the Nationality and Citizenship Act was changed to delete "British subject" in the text.
Dramatically increased the Australian Army presence in Vietnam , including conscription into the army for young men;
Said "All the way with LBJ" in reference to unwavering support for America
Held a referendum to include Aborigines in the federal census and to give the federal government the power to make policies in respect to Aborigines
Went for a swim and was never seen again. The event has been referred to as "the swim that needed no towel." In Melbourne , construction soon began on the Harold Holt Memorial Swimming Pool.
Verdict: Not attending his own mother's funeral and having a father that married one of his former girlfriends, suggests that his family life had been somewhat unusual. Did some good things to help Australia gain an identity unique from Britain. Although the removal of the word British was a step in the right direction, it was his famous swim that truly gave Australia an international reputation. World observers can't imagine anything more Australian than a PM going for a swim and never being seen again, or anything more strange than then building a swimming pool to remember him by.
Menzies (later Sir Robert), PC, KC (Liberal Party of Australia) 26 April 1939 - 29 August 1941, 19 December 1949 - 26 January 1966
Created the opportunity for the bright children of working class families to go to university
In 1938, waterside unions put a ban on the export of iron to Japan in protest of Japanese actions in Manchuria (China). Menzies threatened them with Transport Workers’ Act 1929, and so forced them to load iron for Japan. Subsequently, he earnt the nickname "Pig Iron Bob"
Was knighted in 1963
Was awarded Japan's Order of the Rising Sun in 1973
Defined himself as "British to the Bootstraps"
Started the PMs 11 cricket matches (the tradition continued until Paul Keating)
Allowed England to detonate four atomic bombs in Western Australia
Sent troops to help England suppress Independence movements in Malaysia
Sent troops to Vietnam to support the American president's quest to defend the free world
Introduced conscription despite the fact he had declined to enlist for service in either World War 1 or 2
Promised American president Lyndon B. Johnson that whatever happened in Vietnam , "whichever way it goes, my little country and your great country will be together through thick and thin."
In 1962, gave the Commonwealth vote to all Aborigines (Aborigines had been entitled to vote in federal elections under State laws dating back to the 1850s.) Campaign strategy was based on the Macarthian tactic of accusing Labor Party members of being communists
Won all 12 federal elections in his parliamentary term
Verdict: As a nation builder, Menzies forced young Australians to fight in foreign wars, but refused to be in the trenches beside them. Despite some mistakes using 21st century morality, his ability to win 12 federal elections says something about whether he served the people well.
Chifley, PC (Australian Labor Party) 13
July 1945 - 19 December 1949
Managed to have simultaneous affairs with three different women - his secretary, her sister and a typist from his own office
Said: "We have a great objective - the light on the hill - which we aim to reach by working for the betterment of mankind ... If it were not for that, the labour movement would not be worth fighting for."
Refused to wear ceremonial clothes and became a Privy Councillor in his own suit
Implemented the Snowy Mountains Scheme, which at the time was considered one of the great engineering feats of the world
Responsible for attracting a dramatic influx of of immigrants mainly from Southern Europe
Established Trans Australia Airlines
Nationalised QANTAS Anti-conscriptionist
Said:" It's no good crying over spilt milk; all we can do is bail up another cow."
Verdict: Chifley's 'light on the hill' is one of the few quotes by Australia's PMs to have achieved immortality across the generations. As well being one of the few PMs able to inspire Australians with words, Chiefly was one of the few PMs able to unite Australians to get something done.
Chiefly's Snowy Mountains Scheme gave employment for immigrants, improved the productivity of the Australian land, showcased Australia's engineering talent to the world, continues to generate electricity, and has become a source of pride for many Australians.
Of course, the ability to inspire Australians with words, or convince them to accept plans for infrastructure, were insignificant achievements compared to having affairs with three women simultaneously – two of whom were sisters. Even Casanova would have struggled to pull off such a feat.
Francis Michael Forde, PC (Australian Labor Party) 6 July 1945 - 13 July 1945
Was the shortest-serving prime minister in Australian history
Was said to have had "no eccentricities, no special charisma and no particular physical distinction therefore rarely attracted any attention from journalists or cartoonists"
After retirement, devoted his life to Catholic charity work
Was the longest lived Australian prime minister, living to the age of 92 years, six months and ten days.
Verdict: Perhaps being a politician was not Forde's true calling in life.
PC (Australian Labor Party) 7
October 1941 - 5 July 1945
Had a lazy eye
The only Prime Minister to have been in gaol (anti-conscriptionist in 1916)
Introduced conscription for overseas service for the first time in Australia 's history but limited it to service in the Pacific for the defence of Australia - not for the defence of Britain
A recovering alcoholic
Recalled Australian troops from the European theatre to defend Australia in the Pacific, much against the wishes of the British Prime Minister, Winston Churchill, who argued that Australia was expendable and the priority of the entire British Empire should be to defend Britain
Verdict: A wartime leader who managed to keep his country unified as he took the important symbolic steps towards Australia developing an identity distinct from Britain . It is largely due to Curtin that Australia's defence alliances now lie with America rather than with England .
Fadden (later Sir Arthur) (Country Party) 29 August 1941 - 7 October 1941
Presented a roughneck image and always claimed that a politician would win more votes by telling a few good stories than by delivering a speech full of statistics
Liked a beer and a dirty joke
Titled his memoirs They Called Me Artie
Verdict: Managed to keep his private views to himself, and did a good job in presenting a positive face to the people.
Christmas Grafton Page, PC, GCMG (Australian Country Party) 7
April 1939 - 26 April 1939
Disliked Robert Menzies, Lyons 's deputy, on the grounds that Menzies had been disloyal to Lyons. When Menzies was elected UAP leader, Page refused to serve under him, and made an extraordinary personal attack on him in the House. The Party then expelled him
Refused to retire and even when 81 years old and dying from lung cancer, still contested the 1961 election
It was said that his impatience and quick mind led him to speak in a torrent of high-pitched words with ideas often outstripping expression.
Verdict: A man of convictions, and one who would never surrender to them. Although such inflexibility ultimately damaged his career, it did make him a worthy of respect. Most politicians just sell out their morality when they have something personal to gain.
Aloysius Lyons, PC, CH (United Australia Party) 6 January
1932 - 7
Walked with a marked limp, the legacy of a car accident.
Caricatured as a koala
Anti-conscription activist during World War I
Genial extrovert who believed in making friends with everyone, including members of the Opposition
After winning a crucial High Court case against the NSW Government, was told of Phar Lap's death. Subsequently told Australia : "what's the use of winning a High Court decision and losing Phar Lap?"
At the age of 35, as Minister for Education he married Enid Muriel Burnell, a 17-year-old trainee teacher.
Arguably Australia 's most popular Prime Minister
Verdict: A likeable PM who benefited from the post-depression economic recovery. Overall, did a good job.
Scullin, PC (Australian Labor Party) 22
October 1929 - 6 January 1932
Established the Australian Broadcasting Commission (ABC)
Honed his debating skills at the Catholic Young Men's Society
First Prime Minister to appoint an Australian governor-general.
Verdict: Led Australia in a very difficult time and implemented some policies that helped Australia cope with the depression. Also undertook the important symbolic steps towards Australia finding an identity distinct from Britain .
StanleyMelbourne Bruce, PC, CH, MC (Nationalist Party) 9
February 1923 - 22 October 1929
At his private grammar school, was captain of the football, cricket, boating and athletics teams
When the First World War broke out, he was commissioned as an officer in the British Army and fought at Gallipoli and the Western Front.
In 1917, he was decorated with the Military Cross and Croix de Guerre
Anti-unionist who he described as "Wreckers who would plunge us into the chaos and misery of class war"
Established the CSIRO
Presided over the actual physical transfer of the seat of Government to the new Capital of Canberra
When he died in London in 1967, his will provided for his ashes to be brought home and sprinkled over Lake Burley Griffin in Canberra
As prime minister, he is remembered best for being the first incumbent of that office to lose his seat in a general election.
Verdict: A leader who put plans into action, and with the establishment of the CSIRO, ensured new plans would be created for many generations to come. Took on the unions, and lost.
Hughes (Australian Labor Party; Nationalist Party
from 1917) 27 October 1915 - 9 February 1923
A famous plotter and schemer
Said it was " Australia 's destiny to lead and enlighten the rest of the world", to cast off the "shackles and burdens which had bound and oppressed" the people
A strong advocate of conscription.
Verdict: An uncanny habit of establishing parties only to be expelled from them. A man of imagination and charisma, but one not always capable of using such talents to solidify support behind him. Presided over the resignations of hundreds of secretaries, and his own sacking from every party he entered.
(later Sir Joseph) (Liberal Party of Australia) 24 June 1913 - 17 September 1914
Opposed drinking, smoking, gambling and other frivolous pastimes
In election campaigns, stressed Australia 's unflinching loyalty to Britain
Dubbed 'the most humourless' of the prime ministers
Never wrote any memoirs
Verdict: Opposing gambling, alcohol and other frivolous pastimes was most un-Australian. Understandable that he didn't write any memoirs; the man never lived. An unfortunate blight on Australia 's history.
(Australian Labor Party)13
November 1908 - 2 June 1909, 29 April 1910 - 24 June 1913 17, September 1914 - 27 October 1915
Born in Scotland, Fisher started working in coal mines at the age of 10 and immigrated to Queensland at the age of 13
Married his landlady's daughter
Established the old age pension
Introduced a tax on unimproved land. The tax aimed to force large land owners and pastoral companies to break up the millions of hectares on which they were squatting and turn them over to small farmers
Decided the site for the national capital, laid its foundation stone and gave the Aboriginal name of 'Canberra.'
In October 1914, Fisher signed Labor's election manifesto which made the historic pledge " .. we will stand by the Mother Country to help and defend her to the last man and the last shilling"
In 1916, he opposed the conscription movement which would have put 'the last man' at Britain's disposal.
Verdict: Although Fisher's anti-conscriptionist stand wrecked his party, it ultimately defended the freedoms of the people he served.
George Houstoun Reid (later Sir George), PC, KC (Free Trade) 18
August 1904 - 5 July 1905
Described "as immense, unwieldy, jelly-like stomach always threatening to break his waistband, his little legs apparently bowed beneath its weight, [and] his thick neck rising behind his ears rounding to his many-folded chin"
Journalist Alfred Buchanan said of him: " "He did not walk, he rolled…"
Despite being ugly, was a noted womaniser
Earned the nickname of 'Yes-No' because of his ambivalent attitude to federation
Not trusted by his party
Passed the Conciliation and Arbitration Act 1904, establishing a court for settling industrial disputes. This has become one of the most important pieces of legislation in Australian history.
Verdict: Despite being subjected to fat man taunts, didn’t stay at home eating buckets of ice cream or crying about not meeting the ideal of the beauty magazines. Instead, he got on with the job of leading Australia, which also seemed to endear him to woman who could look beyond his prosperous girth, and if not, at least jump on it.
Watson (Australian Labor Party) 27
April 1904 - 17 August 1904
Led the world's first labour government (American spelling to associate it with progressive America rather than conservative England.)
Co-founded the NRMA
Born in Chile to Chilean-German father and New Zealand-Irish mother
Once worked as a stable hand shovelling manure in Sydney
Believed in solidarity, once saying: "If we don't hang together we'll hang separately'
Hung separately after being expelled by the party for supporting conscription.
Verdict: A good bloke who worked with other parties to achieve the important aims of the labour movement. Watson's support of conscription is his one major blemish.
(Protectionist Party) 24 September 1903 - 27 April 1904 , 5 July 1905 - 13 November 1908, 2 June 1909 - 29 April 1910
Had a grand dream of Australians evolving as a splendid new race of British stock "without the admixture of other races"
Said of Asians: "It is not the bad qualities, but the good qualities of these alien races that make them so dangerous to us. It is their inexhaustible energy, their power of applying themselves to new tasks, their endurance and low standard of living that make them such competitors."
Only PM to reject the title 'Right Honourable' Only PM to refuse honorary degrees from Oxford and Cambridge universities Only PM to reject membership of Privy Council
A journalist said of him: "a most agreeable person to talk to...at his best when talking to little-known people and likely to make it his business to entertain you"
Verdict: Deakin was pro-British in his words, yet in his behaviour he seemed determined to free himself and Australia from British customs. Largely responsible for the White Australia Policy. Whether the policy aimed to preserve racial purity or to prevent the formation of an underclass via an influx of cheap labour, is a question for historians to debate.
(Protectionist Party) - 1 January 1901 - 24 September 1903
Known as Toby Tosspot during his time in office due to fondness for booze
Although fond of booze, not very adept at holding his liquor. Was said to be in the "habit of taking so much to drink that he becomes slow of comprehension and expression".
Made a speech that included the line: "These races are, in comparison with the white races- I think no one wants convincing of this fact - unequal and inferior"
Worked with Deakin on the Immigration Restriction Act
Said: "I do not think that the doctrine of the equality of man was really ever intended to include racial equality"
One of three Australian Prime Ministers to receive Japan 's Order of the Rising Sun
Verdict: Australia 's first leader but one who did little to inspire sentiment that there was anything worthy about the Australian character. Perhaps this explains why most Australians can't remember his name.